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Sometimes a situation is best portrayed through song, sound, or line from a movie. You can easily add a sound file to your profile in just a few steps. If you don't have your own sound file, check out the sites below. When you find the sound you want, just right click on the link (Mac users: Press and hold down your mouse button), look at the properties, and copy the url of the wav file here:

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http://www.dailywav.com/
Updated daily with great quotes and hilarious sayings.

http://www.moviesounds.com/
Get wav files of all the classics from caddy shack to Austin powers.

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The odd, weird and everything else.

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The Simpsons, Looney Tunes, Star Trek and more.

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